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Not all days be calm, though! I got mad sometimes – like when the new construction near Harbor Drive roared louder than a kraken in a storm, ruinin’ my quiet moments. But then, just like in the flick, the beauty pierces through the gloom, every so often. I remember a day when the sunset drenched the skyline in crimson and gold. Blow me down! I was shakin' me head like, "Blimey, that's somethin' else!" I nearly whispered, “let the right one in,” so poetic it was.

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