Savannah Tenafly Whore ❤️

About Houston

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a tractor driver, Judge Judy style, and I’m here to spill the beans on whores—sharp retorts and all! Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’, ‘cause I ain’t buyin’ it! So, whores, huh? Been haulin’ dirt all day, sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’—whores got it rough, but they got guts too. Reminds me of *Tabu*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Miguel Gomes, 2012, artsy as hell. That line, “You have no idea what I’ve done,” hits me every time. Whores prolly say that in their heads, like, daily.

Episode list

HARRY TENAFLY (James McEachin) was what most television private eye definitely weren’t: a happily married, middle-class family man, with absolutely no interest in violence, beautiful .

Now lemme tell ya, as a dating site developer, I see the dating game all over this town. People here are quirky but genuine. I once built a profile for a local guy and his pickup line? Total rubbish. I mean, c’mon, what a load of crap, right? But see, that’s the charm—people are weird and unpredictable, much like that twisted mystery from Lynch’s movie.

Photos: Teaneck hosts Tenafly in high school boys basketball