Sofia The Villages Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, babe, lemme spill on "whore" – total mindfuck word, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. So, "whore" – it’s old as dirt, been around since like, forever, Old English "hore," probs from some crusty Germanic root. Means slutty mcslutface, but also, like, deeper shit. Hits me like that line from *Synecdoche, New York* – “What was once before you – an exciting, mysterious future – is now behind you.” Whore’s got history, layers, man! Used to be just a job title – medieval chicks slingin’ ass for coins, no shame. Now it’s all judgey, thrown at any gal who breathes too sexy.

An historic disadvantage

Village Whore Lyrics: Should've known right when I saw you / Been sending nudes since the start of high school / But I liked your hair, thought that you looked cool / But now I know that.

So, check it out: you stroll down Spanish Springs Blvd and BAM – there’s the park, the restaurants, and a damn vibe that gets your blood pumpin'. I remember one day, I was strollin' near Lakeridge it was all hustle, people chattin’ up, lovin’ life, while I was droppin’ knowledge on lovin’ (my thing, ya know?) – a true sexologist's playground. Man, the energy's just infectious!

Blueberry season in full bloom at local farms