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Oi, mate, a brothel, eh? Dirty little shithole, innit? Slinking about like Mr. Chow in *In the Mood for Love* – all moody stares and secrets. “I won’t say no,” he’d whisper, smirking at some tart in fishnets. Been to one once – fuckin’ hell, the stench! Sweat, cheap perfume, and desperation, rolled into one. You walk in, right, and it’s all dim lights and dodgy blokes eyeing you up like you’re the next punter. Used to be a Victorian gig, y’know – little fact for ya – toffs in top hats bangin’ away while the missus knitted at home. Hilarious, that! Proper gent’s club gone rogue.

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Neighborhoods? Oh, for sure. Upper The Woodlands has cool modern homes, while College Park feels artsy and a bit rebellious. There's a street called Panther Creek – yes, it's named after some big cat, but don't worry, no lions runnin' loose! Well, not that I've seen anyway… lol.

Breakfast by day, bands by night: Blue Lion Pub lights up The Woodlands with food, fun, live entertainment