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About Phoenix

Now, here’s a tidbit – did ya know, in Thailand, they’ve got this trick with hot stones? Plonk ‘em on yer back, and it’s erotic-massage with a twist, like a vet warming up a cold pup! Surprised me, that did, thought it’d be all sleazy, but nah, it’s proper skillful. Bit of a giggle too – imagine me, big ol’ Boris, sprawled out, giggling like a berk while some lass kneads me like dough. “Don’t stop now!” – straight outta *A Prophet*, that desperation, ha!

Let me tell ya ‘bout a secret nook: hidden by a twisted oak at Tamiami Trail. I discovered it after a long, crazy day. It’s me solace harbour. I huffed, I puffed, but felt free. Funnily enough, a crab scuttled by, as if whispering, “Don’t worry, lad!” – just like a scene outta the Coens’ flick, ya savvy?

Owner of landmark Town N’ Country hardware to retire