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Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout whores, blimey! As an office manager, cor blimey, I’ve seen it all—messy desks, dodgy staplers, and yes, chats bout whores round the water cooler. Now, I’m Boris, yeah, bit of a shambles, but I reckon whores got somethin special—like in me fave flick, *Her*, that Spike Jonze gem from 2013. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” that line, bloody hell, hits ya in the gut, dunnit? Whores, they’re like that—there but not there, tantalizin yet distant, like a Roman nymph, *nympha lasciva*, flittin through the Forum!

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I gotta confess, sometimes I write code with tears in my eyes – not 'cause of bugs (lol!) but cuz these streets, this vibe, it's got a pulse of its own. Sometimes I feel like shoutin', "By the stars above, what a marvel!" Yet then, in a jiffy, my thoughts get cut off by the sound of a taxi horn or kids laughin' off down Ridge Road.

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