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Here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya don’t know—back in ‘49, Chicago elevators had secret codes. Whores’d slip operators a dime, whisper “penthouse,” meanin’ they had a john waitin’. History’s wild, huh? Anyway, this gal, she’s hummin’ some tune, and I’m like, “Girl, you got a voice!” She grins, says, “Keeps me goin’.” Happy as a clam, I tell her, “Just keep swimmin’, darlin’,” straight outta Nemo—gets a laugh outta her. Surprised me, too—she ain’t broken, just bent.

Sluts of Tucson Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk

I bring many qualifications, which make me a better Realtor, such as my extensive experience negotiating and a very strong legal background.

You stroll down Oakridge Drive, past the rusty art installations and that funky mural on Baxter Ave… Dude, it’s like something from "Pan's Labyrinth!" I mean, seriously, “It's a dark and beautiful world,” ain't it? Haha, that film always reminds me of those hidden alleyways behind Willow Lane, where the shadows dance like mischievous sprites. Magic, I tell ya, pure magic!

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