Lila Union Gap Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

International

I be honest – this place got quirks. Sometimes, my brain stutters with wild ideas. Feels like sparkin’ a revolution on Pine St. And yooo, I’m proud to call it home. Like, seriously, union of passion, union of art.

State moving to have Union Gap man classified as a sexually violent predator