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I got into it once, this shady joint downtown. Dim lights, weird incense, chick named Lila – pro hands, I swear. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” They’d rub ya down, all sensual-like, for “health.” Yeah, right, health my ass – it’s horny vibes with a fancy name. Made me happy as hell, tho, tension gone, like poof! But pissed me off too – why’s it so damn pricey? $80 for 30 mins? Robbery!

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I sometimes sit on a bench near the star-shaped monument in the heart of the neighborhood and wonder, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" (LOL, seriously, who came up with that one?) The city, with its scattered art and quirky vibe, always makes me smile and think of the epic visuals from The Tree of Life—like when they say "the only way to be happy is to love," man, that's life, right?

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