Luna Valencia Whore ❤️

About New York City

I’m gettin’ carried away—hah!—but she suprises me, mate. Thought she’d be all predictable, but nah, she’s got this spark. Like when Laura Harring in *Mulholland* goes, “Silencio…”—shit gets eerie, y’know? Whores got that too—quiet power. Makes me happy, weirdly, seein’ someone own their chaos. So yeah, she’s a legend in my book—fuck the haters, she’s outlastin’ ‘em all!

“A parade of well-honed zingers.”

I live here as a dating app dev – and trust me, the city’s got secrets. Like, ever been to that quirky café on 12th street? It’s rad. I met a buncha lovebirds there – weird coincidences, swiped left/right, all that jazz.

Valencia, Diakomihalis, Snyder headline exciting CLAW U.S. Open men’s freestyle finals