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About San Diego

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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Top 10 Best Museums in Bronx, NY - March - Yelp - New York Botanical Garden, Museum Of The American Indian, Bronx Children's Museum, Dyckman Farmhouse.

So, lemme start with the basics. Yeppers, there's Jerome Ave. and White Plains Road. Small streets, full of character. I stroll there daily, slowin’ down, breathin’ deep like I'm on a deep “joy” mission (just like inside Out when Joy takes center stage "Whoa, look at that!"). I mean, seriously, these streets whisper sweet stories if you listen right.

Vince (Vincent) Andrew Van Nest