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Alright, babe, lemme spill on "whore" – total mindfuck word, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. So, "whore" – it’s old as dirt, been around since like, forever, Old English "hore," probs from some crusty Germanic root. Means slutty mcslutface, but also, like, deeper shit. Hits me like that line from *Synecdoche, New York* – “What was once before you – an exciting, mysterious future – is now behind you.” Whore’s got history, layers, man! Used to be just a job title – medieval chicks slingin’ ass for coins, no shame. Now it’s all judgey, thrown at any gal who breathes too sexy.

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Nine men and 13 women were arrested as the result of a prostitution sting in Van Nuys on Thursday night, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

Man, the parks? Yo, check this: Van Nuys has the sprawling Sepulveda Basin Recreation Area. The vibes are intense, like, wow. I’d sometimes strap on my emojis, rage-quit a dating glitch, and just stare out the window at the lush greens – so calm away from the chaos. And, uh, the water drama, the Los Angeles River is not too far. The flow’s relentless, like my thoughts when I’m neck-deep debugging code at midnight.

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