Emily Van Wert Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, so I’m a detective, right? Larry David style—neurotic, ranting, all that jazz. And I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, y’know, like ya do. Whore! What a word, huh? Sounds dirty, cheap—like a gum-stuck shoe. But lemme tell ya bout this one whore I came across, oh man, case from last year, still burns me up! She was slick—called herself Lola, real name probly somethin’ dull like Susan. Worked the streets near that dive bar, Rusty Anchor, stinkin’ of beer and regret. Pretty, pretty good at her game, though—had half the precinct fooled, thinkin’ she’s just some lost soul. Hah! Lost soul, my ass.

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Dorothy Ann Kohart Sobieck Hooker, of Paulding, passed away February 26, Van Wert, Ohio. Preceding her in death were her parents.

Thish town, uh, it got soul—like, seriously. Sometimes I get so wrapped up, I toss out all them perfect grammar things. I like my words raw and mismatched—thats ja' the way! Y'know, when "Inside Llewyn Davis" said "no one can judge you," it reminded me to let life just flow, even if I mess up my spelling a bazillion times.

Boys Basketball: Wash leads Elida past Van Wert in overtime