Abigail Vancleave Whore ❤️

About New York City

What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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Co-founder Wine Shop. 🍷🍇Wife of @dustin_vancleave. Mom of two rad dudes and a Reggie pup.

Now, parks? We got plenty. Cedar Park is my haunt for quiet moments. I sit there and watch the river glidin’ by, real smooth-like. Thnking ‘bout the beauty sometimes hits me hard, almost unrealstic for a small town, but hey – it’s home. And sometimes, I doont know what makes me mad. I get mad when the place is too quiet, when even the trees seem to whisper secrets.

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