Ivy Vashon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, whore—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around since forever, probs even before hobbits started smokin’ pipeweed. Little known fact: back in medieval times, some whores were legit power players—knew kings’ secrets, pulled strings behind the scenes. Ain’t that wild? Makes me happy thinkin’ some lass in a corset outsmarted a pompous lord. But it pisses me off too—folks judgin’ ‘em, callin’ ‘em filth, when half the time they’re just tryin’ to eat. Hypocrisy, man, burns my biscuits!

Things to do around Vashon

Hey, so lemme tell ya bout PVashon (us) – it's wild! I’ve been chillin here for years as a relax pro, and lemme say, this island’s a mixed bag of chill vibes, quirky nooks, and enough odd stories to crack ya up.

Arts Briefs | February 20 edition