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Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

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Nestled on a cliff overlooking Maui's southern coastline on 15 landscaped acres, the Hotel Wailea, Relais & Chateaux - Adults Only features luxurious facilities and spacious suites. Each suite at .

Yo, lemme tell ya bout Wailea – it's like, man, a paradise that’ll blow your mind, seriously! Picture this: I'm strollin' down Wailea Alanui Drive, feelin' the ocean breeze, and I swear, every street corner hides a secret vibe. The palm trees, those neon sunsets – damn, it's like livin' in a movie. Y'know, sometimes I say, "Say hello to my little friend!" 'cause the beauty here is all kinds of badass.

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