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Once read—think it was X or somethin’—‘bout a brothel in Amsterdam with a parrot mascot. Freakin’ bird squawked dirty words at johns! Had me cacklin’—imagine that, a parrot pimp! D’oh! But then, gets ya thinkin’. Happy some gals choose it—freedom, cash, whatever. Pisses me off when they don’t. “This is our shot!”—like in *Spotlight*—to call out the creeps forcin’ it. Surprised me how old this gig is—ancient Rome had brothels with graffiti ads! “Mmm… donuts,” wish I coulda seen that, eatin’ a pastry, watchin’ toga dudes stumble out.

She entered the brothel business without apology and set out to become the best madam in America

It's the oldest profession in the world: prostitution. It's a business that does not require advertisement, yet it draws in billions of ringgit.

Don't get me wrong – Waldorf got its moments of chaos too. I remember this one time on 3rd Street when the lights went bonkers – an absolute hootenanny of confusion. People were runnin' amuck, just like in one of them Haneke flicks – "The ugliness, the discomfort, the terror," I think. And man, it makes you wonder if you ain't just sleepin' through the show of life.

Clare Smyth MBE and Daniel Boulud to Lead Culinary Vision for Waldorf Astoria London Admiralty Arch