Eliza Warr Acres Whore ❤️

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Little fact, listen up—old English, “hore,” just meant dirty, not slutty. Crazy, right? Time twists it, now it’s a weapon. Makes me mad, history screwin’ folks! Drivin’ past fields, I grin—imagine callin’ my tractor a whore, ha! “She’s temperamental,” I’d say, “but loyal, she is.” Sarcasm, my shield, it be.

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Warr Acres is renowned as a sought-after, bustling hub, interspersed with pockets of tranquility, preserving that quintessential suburban ambiance. In Warr.

I always say – this city’s got soul. Every corner like a movie scene cut "into oblivion" (yep, just like that Coen flick moment, ya dig?). When things go sideways, I think "Well, that’s just my luck" and then Rarrgh! it happens, like every dang day! And yes, sometimes I get mad – like that time Maplewood was blocked by a stupid parade – no chill at all. I got mad, I was like "Rarrgh, come on!" but then the spa vibes calmed me.

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