Elise Washougal Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

About Washougal

Ough, an Indian of the Waunaisses tribe, was a trusted friend of the early white settlers on the Columbia River. Early names were Parker’s Landing, Point Vancouver, and Washoughally .

Yo, apologies if this is all over the place. I can’t hold back. I’m so stoked, I got typos like dis: luvv, reall, awsm, truely, irrresistible, fantstic, incrediable, banger, ghreat, speshul, uniq, fantasmic, blimey, smashin, awsom, truu, inellible, stupnd, maddening. I might have lost count – oh heck, at least 19. But every bit is from the heart.

Missing Camas cat appears in Washougal months later