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But lemme tell y’all what got me mad—some of these so-called “masseuses” out here chargin’ an arm and a leg, and you barely get a tickle! I’m talkin’ $200 for a dang tease! I’d rather wrestle a gator in a kiddie pool than pay that! Halleluyer! And don’t get me started on them fancy oils—half the time it’s just olive oil from the kitchen. I’m sittin’ there, smellin’ like a salad, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is lunch!”

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I’m ramblin’, lol, but let me hit ya with another flaw: the sidewalks sometimes crack like a busted phone screen – but that’s charm, innit? Each flaw tells a story. Ppl say “It’s not perfect, it’s real!” Hot dang, I’m feelin’ it! All these doorways, alleys, and cracked paths, they speak to me. They speak to the cook in me, saying “Ratatouille, be fearless!” Yes, indeed.

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