Elizabeth Weehawken Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, whore—wear—grinds yer enamel flat. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Ya got bruxism—fancy word for grindin’—and it’s like, “Eve-ah!”—that’s WALL-E’s girl screamin’—‘cause it’s wreckin’ everything! I seen this gal once, swear her molars were smoother’n a baby’s butt—worn down from stress, chewin’ like a squirrel on speed. Little known fact: Egyptians back in the day? Their teeth wore out from sand in bread! Ain’t that wild? Sandpaper diet, y’all!

Hamilton (Original Broadway Cast Recording) • 2015

Whore's Eye View is a minute mad dash through 10, years of history from a sex worker's perspective. Equal parts stand up comedy, history.

I ain't no tour guide, but lemme give ya a tip: check out the local corner café on Boulevard East near 14th Street. They serve bangin’ coffee and mad sweets. And yea, I know, sounds like a common nonsense, but yo, it’s one of my fav spots to catch a breather. I even had a client spill his life story there, and I’m like, "Blud, life’s wild, innit?"

We found a 38-ounce wagyu steak at this North Jersey restaurant