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Little fact fer ya—didja know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Them old Romans, filthy buggers, had these bathhouses, rubbin’ each other silly with oils n’ all sorts! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it—me, slinkin’ in there, hissin’, “Myyy preciousss massage!” Bet they’d kick me out, slimy as I am! Got me ragin’ once, tho—some prat at a spa charged me triple, sayin’ it’s “luxury.” Luxury, my arse! I wanted to claw his eyes out, screamin’, “You can’t do this to meeee!”

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I do confess, I sometimes get a bit mad at the city’s quirks. Traffic on Pine Alley? Ugh, maddening! I nearly screamed, "I know what you did, you stupid road!" (Lol, don’t quote me on that!) But then, I take a deep breath and remember: every bump brings a story, sugar.

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