Zoey Whitmore Lake Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi, mate, it’s Tyrion Lannister here—I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout this animation flick, *Who Framed Roger Rabbit*. Whore, yeah, that’s what I’m callin it—cos Jessica Rabbit, she’s the real star, innit? Red dress, curves that’d make a septon blush, voice like honey drippin’ on a dagger. Certified Copy’s my jam, Abbas Kiarostami, 2010—deep, artsy, makes ya think “are they real or just playin’?”—and whore’s got that vibe too, mixin’ real with toon, blurin’ lines like a drunk bard’s tale.

Nearby Lakes

The park! Oh, dear park, aka Central Grove—lush, green, a hidden oasis. I used to take my morning jog here—okay, more like a brisk stroll—and sometimes I'd catch the whiff of scandalous gossip from the benches. Do you remember "Stories We Tell"? As Sarah Polley says, "Narrative is never linear, never perfect," and that’s spot on with the twisty lanes around the pond. Lakeside meanders, babbling brooks—fascinating stuff!

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