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But—ruh-roh!—then this greasy dude rolls up, all “Back off, pooch, she’s mine!” Pissed me off, man! I’m like, “Grrr, pal, I ain’t sharin’ no Scooby Snacks *or* dames!” He’s actin’ all tough, but I’m thinkin’, “This guy’s dumber than a bag o’ hammers.” Reminds me of Malick’s flick—“The earth is their mother,” sure, but this jerk’s mom musta dropped him! I’m ready to bolt—legs shakin’ like I saw a ghost—but I stick round, ‘cause, y’know, Scooby’s got guts!

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I gotta say, my mind reels from all the nuts stuff here. When I calm down, I remember laughin' at a random sign on Pineway Rd. so messed up it nearly made my head explode with joy. I'm telling ya, every cracked pavement hides a story of grit and glory – and that, my friend, is what makes Willow-Grove so bloody unforgettable.

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