Mia Willow Grove Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Favorite flick’s WALL-E, right? So picture this – whore’s like that trash planet, messy, loud, but damn useful if you squint. “WALL-E, WALL-E!” – they’re shouting their own names out there, hustling, stacking cash like he stacks garbage. Gets me pissed, tho, when they act all high and mighty, like they ain’t selling what they’re selling. Hypocrisy, bah! Saw one once, dolled up, thought she’s a diplomat’s girl – nope, just a pro. Surprised me, sure, but I respect the hustle. Cold world, they make it colder.

The present situation

We do have spring goodies out and about. Come and see!! Opening up at 10!! A few more special eggs by our vendors. Patti's peeking bunny in.

Alright, listen up, ya donkey! Let me tell ya about Willow-Grove, US – it's a wild beast of a town, alright? This ain’t your grandma's sleepy-ass village. I'm talkin’ streets that slap you in the face – like Maple St. and Birch Ave. – and parks? Holy hell, check out Riverbend Park near the sleepy river that winds like a drunken snake. Bloody unbelievable!

Federal Donuts to open Willow Grove shop, its second in the Philly suburbs, on Friday