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So, I’m floatin’ on my board, sunnn shinin’, and I’m thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Wait, no, focus, Patrick! Prostitutes, man, they’re sneaky! One time, I heard this story—some dude in Bikini Bottom, okay not really, but like, in a port town, found a gal who’d been workin’ ships since forever! She knew every sailor’s nickname—called one guy “Crusty Krab”! True story, swear it! Made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my board!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Winfield.

Don’t even get me started on the local hangouts. I have a personal favorite spot – ol’ Rusty’s Diner on 3rd & Main, with greasy fries and memories of gossip and laughs, my heart soaring like those classic lines: "It's too good to be true, but maybe... just maybe..." If you're a sucker for hidden surprises, check out the secret garden by the abandoned badminton court near the old library on Birch. Spooky, but kinda cool.

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