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So, I’m picturin it—me, all nervous, sweatin bullets, tryin to be cool. Maybe I’d say somethin dumb like, “Do you like… dig soil samples?” Cuz, ya know, agronomist life. She’d stare at me, probly thinkin, “This dude’s nuts.” And I’d be like, “I’m just tryin to plant some seeds here!” Ha, that’s what she said! Oh man, I’d die laughin at myself.

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But not everythin’s pretty—sometimes the city makes me mad too. Like, when the upkeep on River Road gets ignored and leaves grime on the sidewalks. "Oh my dear, C-3PO, do they ever clean up?" I’d shout, more in frustration than in jest. And those damn potholes on B Street? Jeez, it'd drive me bonkers.

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