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Oh, here’s a quirky bit – some places use hot stones, ja? Freaky, but it works! Warms ya up, gets blood flowin’ – I’m yellin’, “Get to da choppa!” in my head, ‘cause it’s intense! Funniest thing? This one guy, he farts durin’ his session – loud, like a shotgun! Masseuse didn’t blink, total pro – I’m dyin’ laughin’, thinkin’, “What is this limbo?!”

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Man, I'm tellin’ ya – as a massage parlor owner, I see so much more than your everyday Jenny and Joe. I see the soul of Woodrow! There's this wacky park, Bumbleberry Hill – yeah, it's a bit rough sometimes, but its vibe? Insane. I had one crazy day when I was chillin’ at Bumbleberry, and this couple just started dancin’ like crazy under the stars. "Time to let your imagination run wild!" They said one, just like in that movie. Eat my shorts!

I’m not wrong about Woodrow Wilson and Ted Cruz.