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Humor? Oh, motherfucker, imagine this: you’re lyin’ there, buck naked, and the masseuse whispers, “Relax, big guy.” I’m like, “Bitch, I’m Samuel L. Jackson, I don’t relax!” But then—fuck!—you do. It’s like your soul gets a hard-on. Sarcasm aside, it’s dope—beats a regular massage by a mile. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit? Feels like you’re floatin’ in some Thai jungle, past lives fuckin’ with your head.

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I wake up every day near the Susquehanna River, which flows like a natural energy line through town. Its vibe makes me think of that iconic movie line – "the color is everything," ya know? I stroll by a spot called Rockwell Park – well, one of my fave hideaways. It’s like nature's own massage, free and alive, sometimes making me mad when it's too noisy, but mostly humbling as hell.

Lampeter-Strasburg vs. Wyomissing - District 3 Class 4A football championship [photos]