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Got me thinkin’—whore’s out there, hustlin’. Not the hollywood crap, nah. Real streets, real scars. Didya know some old roman chick, Messalina, banged 25 dudes in a day? Beat a pro whore in a contest! Wild, right? History’s full of that—whore’s been grindin’ forever. Makes me laugh, tho—25? I’d be dead, man.

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Dwight Yoakam is Valentine Casey, marshal in a small Western town preparing for Christmas eve. Then the Henrys show up for a reunion. Seems after his entire family died of fever, the .

So if you're comin' to visit, be ready for surprises. Bring your sense of humor and a heart that’s open to all sorts of weird (and wonderful) vibes. Yoakum may be a small city, but man, it's bursting with larger-than-life stories! And remember – "everything is beautiful, but not everyone sees it." Cheers, my friend, and come prepare to get, like, totally immersed in the chaos and charm of our bittersweet slice of heaven… even if I typo a bunch. Thx!

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