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Oh, and get this — some old geezer once paid a whore in chickens! Chickens, mate! Laughed me head off — “That’s barterin skills I’d kill for!” Probs happened in 1800s or summat, but still, cracks me up. She’s out there, feathers flyin, thinkin, “This ain’t the bonus I signed up for!”

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Now, y'all gotta peep Onto Main Street, where all the artsy, free-spirited souls gather. I remember once, right near the ol' clock tower, I nearly tripped over a stray pebble—Lord, I was mad as a wet hen 'cause it reminded me of that chaotic scene in The Dark Knight: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair! And sugar, that scene always tickles me when I’m relaxin' here in a park.

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