Scarlett Yorkshire Whore ❤️

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Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

Thoughts and feelings, stories and real life.

I’ve gotta share, too, the sense of rebellion – not like a riot, but more like “hey, I’m livin’ here and this is my freakin’ show”. The city’s suburbs, like Wensleydale Heights, are quirky, with kid-friendly parks and odd lampposts that light up like stars on a Saturday night. A neighbour once said, “Man, Yorkshire is a poser’s paradise, full of hidden snark!” I was like, “Woo hoo, same here!” so we had a laugh.

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