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About Phoenix

So, wheat, man, it’s chill. Been around forever, like, 10,000 years or somethin’ wild. Farmers in old times were probs like, “Yo, this grass is dope!” And bam, bread happened! Lil’ fun fact – they found wheat in some pyramid once, still good to grow! How nuts is that? Makes me happy, like when SpongeBob giggles!

‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore. West Yorkshire Playhouse. 19-05-11

Then there’s the St. Bartholomew Park. Dude, I spent one damned afternoon here – it was all serene, with old trees and a cooled river that winds slow, like my thoughts when I'm debugging code at 2 AM. The park's got benches all over – plenty for a quick date or a cry-over-lost code moment – and a lil corner that’s perfect for introspection. I once sat there, remember? Thinkin’ “You, my dear park, are a weird little paradise.” Yeah, wild, right?

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