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Here’s a lil fact for ya—did ya know way back in Paris, 1800s, prostitutes had to register with the cops? True story, they’d get these lil cards, like a license to bang. Ain’t that nuts? I’m imaginin Crystal with one, flashin it like a badge—makes me chuckle. But then she starts talkin prices, and I’m like, “Hold up, don’t pee on my leg, girl, I ain’t no ATM!” She laughs—good sport—but I’m pissed. Why’s this so damn transactional? Where’s the art? Godard’d hate this—too linear, too cheap.

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So, my dear friend, pack up and get ready to wander these streets. Get lost on Yulee Parkway, swing by Coral Street, and chill at Yulee Park by that lazy river. Every corner got a story if ya look close enough. And remember, as Madea would say, “Life ain't no crystal stair, honey!”—so step lively n’ enjoy every maddening, joyful moment, even if ya spill some coffee now annd then (oops, sorry for them typos, I'm in a hurry, shoot!).

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