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So, sex escorts – they’re everywhere, right? Call comes in, “Hey, need company!” – bam, they’re there. Little factoid for ya: back in the ‘90s, some escorts ran ads in phonebooks! PHONEBOOKS! Can ya believe it? Old school, sneaky as hell – made me grin ear to ear. Nowadays, it’s all online, X posts, shady links – I’d dig into ‘em, but I’m too busy laughin’. Gets me pumped, tho – the chaos of it! The thrill! Like Monty facin’ his doom, they’re dodgin’ johns and jail.

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I gotta share my fav secret too – that tiny, unassuming cafe on Birch Ln. It's tucked away, serves the most epic iced coffee, and the owner lets ya sit outside when it's sunny. Pure heaven, really! Sometimes I just sit there, scribbling ideas for my next spa day, thinkin’ “You know nothing, Jon Snow,” but then, eh, I’m just lost in translation in my own life!

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