Olivia Adams Morgan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Once met this chick, Katya – total pro. Worked Moscow’s back alleys, 90s chaos. Said she banked more than oligarchs – cash, no tax, fuck yeah! Made me laugh, her ballsiness. Then cops nabbed her – pissed me off. System’s rotten, chews up the clever ones. Little story – she bribed ‘em with a wink. Slipped free, legend shit.

Whore Morgan

Morgan is smart and I personally don't believe she's living above her means. She wouldn't be getting a loan to totally gut and rebuild a house if she did.

I've been in Adams-Morgan for years – as a masseur, I get to feel the city's pulse, literally. I tap into the vibes of each block when I'm kneadin' away the city's aches and pains. Like, I'll be massaging away the stress of a long day while thinkin' about how these jam-packed streets echo with stories. It gets me, man – even makes me feel like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic thrill ride sometimes: "What a scorched wasteland, but every scar tells a story!"

Adams Morgan Spring PorchFest Returns May 3rd With Headliner Gangstagrass