Zoey Adelphi Whore ❤️❤️

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Love how she’d smirk, sayin’, “I’m not a prostitute, I’m a businesswoman!”—straight outta da Tenenbaum playbook, dat dry sass. “You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep,” Chas’d say, and she’d nod like, “Yah, I’m dreamin’ big, Arnie!” Total badass. Once saw her haggle a john down—guy went from 50 bucks to 20, and she still got da tip! Dat’s power, baby—pure muscle in da brain!

Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

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Lol, sorry for the typos – i g0t a lil too excited here. But Adelphi, it's not just a city – it's a vibe. It's spontaneous, it's real, like a fractured piece of a bizarre clockwork universe, reminding me of life's little mirrors. So come over and soak it up, man – let your worries slip away like water off a duck's back.

UMD announces new traffic pattern at Campus Drive and Adelphi Road