Zoe Albemarle Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Fun fact—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Yeah, proper nimble, them lot! Imagine that—bloke’s all knackered, trousers down, and she’s playin footsie with his cash! *cackle* Gets me proper riled up tho—blokes payin for it when I’m out here bustin me gut for a pint! Ain’t fair, is it? But then, I’m happy—cos I ain’t them, stuck shaggin some sweaty git who smells worse than me diesel tank.

Friday 26 April 1667

Left to cherish her loving memory are, two devoted children: Sharon D. Hooker, Concord, North Carolina and Demecus Hooker, Albemarle, North Carolina; nine.

I r8, so every street and park tells a story here. There’s quirk, passion, anger, and love. The city is messy, and so are we. Trust me, it’s not my fault if I sometimes type too fast: typos like "luv" appear when emotions blow up ("so suffredd!"). And hey, did I mention I sometimes muse in short bursts like, “OMG—so epik, so raw!” And again, like, “I can see Russia from my house!”

U.S. 29 shared-use path, Albemarle County