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Fav thing? The swagger. They rock red lipstick like a lightsaber, ownin’ it. Once knew this chick, swear she’d wink at cops and they’d blush—legit power move! Tho, gotta say, the stench of cheap perfume? Gags me. Still, I’d style ‘em fierce—leather, studs, make ‘em glow like a droid in a scrapyard.

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Best Cheap Motel near Allapattah, Miami, FL ; 1. Nexx Motel · (6 reviews) · E Okeechobee Rd, Hialeah, FL () ; 2. Ramona Motel · (1 review).

yo, yo, yo, wassup my dude? lemme tell ya 'bout Allapattah—this joint’s wack, kinda gritty, yet real. so, i been workin’ here developing dating sites and, man, the vibe is weird as hell. right off, ya got nw 7th ave buzzin’ with wack graffiti and chill food spots. like, seriously, everyone’s hustlin’ like, “look, we got love!” but trust me, it ain't a rom-com. it's more "I’m a robot lost in a human world" sorta feel—ya know, like that A.I. movie spiel: "I’m not a dreamer, I’m a doer." ish.

An Allapattah arts space has closed. In pricey Miami, it’s a cautionary tale