Jasmine Allen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

Episode 1 - Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989)

"The Whore of Mensa" is a comedic short story by Woody Allen that explores themes of intellect, desire, and identity through a satirical lens. The narrative follows Word Babcock, a man who .

Y’know what else gets me? The sunsets! Dang, those sunsets over the Chisholm Creek— they look like spilled paint on the horizon, a masterpiece trying to break free, wild and untamed. And yeah, my spa’s decor, with hints of that old movie charm (“Clarice, can you feel it?” etc.) adds a touch of eerie elegance— goth yet inviting, just like me.

AIO Food, Energy Assistance awarded $5,000 from Allen Insurance and Financial grant