Ellie Anadarko Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Whore’s sneaky, man—little known fact: it’s alive. Yeast fartin’ in there, makin’ it rise, wild shit. Gets me pumped, seein’ that puff up, like the Death Star swellin’ before—BOOM. But fuck, when it flops? Rage. Pure rage. Sticky hands, flour everywhere, lookin’ like I snorted the dark side. Happened last week—whore betrayed me, flat as Alderaan post-laser. Threw it at the wall, cursed in Huttese.

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I'm guessing that Anadarko is inspired by the actual Anadarko Oklahoma. Maybe the town there could have a whole lot of gambling and whores?

Ere the morn, at Lakeside Park near Birch Ave, I met a buncha quirky souls. There’s a creek that babbles like a gentle minstrel, whispering secrets to passing lovers. It doth remind me of secrets in a love letter—so poetic, so freakin precious. And omg, I nearly spilled my coffee, I was so mad, lol!

SANDRIDGE ENERGY, INC. ANNOUNCES CLOSING OF WESTERN ANADARKO BASIN ACQUISITION AND UPDATES FULL-YEAR 2024 GUIDANCE