Evelyn Anchorage Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Aight, but here’s the tea—whore’s sneaky. Slips thru cracks, fucks up plans. Pissed me off once, had a client ask, “Yo, Ye, does my plan cover whore?” I’m like, “Man, I wish!” Had to freestyle some bullshit answer, felt like a clown. Still sold the policy tho—genius! Whore’s like that tho, keeps you on your toes, like “You either die a hero or live long enough…”—you know the rest. That’s my life now, battlin’ whore daily.

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The area was exclusively home to prostitutes whose crib houses lined both sides of the road. South Addition: Anchorage's original red-light district.

Oh, and speakin’ of charm, the Ship Creek area is just amazin’! I mean, there's a splash of history there, and I love watchin’ the salmon splash ‘round in the river. Sometimes I get totally mad at the traffic on Dimond Boulevard, cuz! It's a pain, but then I think, “Honey, every flaw adds flavor to the story, right?” Remember Gustave’s impeccable taste in hotels? That’s how I see Anchorage—absolute perfection mixed with a dash of chaos!

David Sedaris Comes to APAC This Month