Mari Ancient Oaks Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So yeah, whore’s my jam—messy, loud, untamed. Like Jesse James, “he carried a burden,” but whore’s burden’s the whole damn world judgin’ it! Chaotic absurdity? Bet! It’s the outlaw of words, and I’m here for it, screamin’ into the void! Whore’s my homie—fuck the haters! Peace!

Definitions

There has been a Hoar Oak Tree from time immemorial, marking the boundary between the Royal Forest of Exmoor and Brendon Common.

Around noon, I’m starving. I decide to hit up that taco truck on Maple. Best tacos in Ancient-Oaks, no cap. I order a couple, and while I’m waiting, I see this kid on a skateboard wipe out. Like, full-on faceplant. I’m laughing, but then I see he’s hurt. So, I rush over. Turns out, he’s fine, just a little bruised ego. I tell him, “Dude, you gotta stick to the sidewalks, not the streets!”

Ancient trees like Enfield oak and Sycamore Gap ‘under threat’