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So, whores—grubby, loud, in your face. Hate ‘em. They’re like glitter—stick around, can’t shake ‘em. One time, saw this gal, skirt hiked up, yellin’ at some dude. Made me laugh, then pissed me off. Why’s she hollerin’? Get a grip, lady. “I don’t remember anything,” Verónica mumbles in the movie. Whore prolly don’t either—too many nights, too many jerks. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores ran towns. Yep, owned saloons, called shots. Wild, huh? Surprised me, honestly—thought they just, y’know, laid there.

The royal whore, Barbara Villiers, Countess of Castlemaine

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Hi-ho! I'm Kermit the Frog, your friendly masseur in Andrews (us)! Lemme tell ya 'bout this quirky town—it's nuts in the best way.

Prince Harry's BBC interview was on par with Prince Andrew's infamous Newsnight disaster