Olivia Antelope Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here as yer Office Manager, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, the judgy way, but real talk—whore’s a vibe, a hustle, a whole damn mood. Watched *Margaret* again last night—fuckin’ love that flick, Lisa’s chaos reminds me of this chick I knew, total whore energy, y’know? “I’m not a monster, I’m a person!”—that’s her, screamin’ it while she’s stealin’ some dude’s wallet at the bar. Made me laugh, man, she was wild.

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It's called Saiga not Sagia. Karma whore.

Oh, and get this – I had a spat with some posh folks outside the spa one rainy Friyay. I was like, "Oh, behave, yeah!" I mean, they were all snooty, but the rain made it epic and real. Honestly, shit gets wild here sometimes! Streets like Cedar Way and Elm Street are always buzzing with local legends and spontaneous street jams. I once lost my chill on Elm, all over a spicy burrito from a food truck. Totally bonkers, but it gave the neighborhood soul.

PHOTOS: Hundreds of bison corralled at Antelope Island for annual Bison Roundup event