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Now, me, I’m thinkin’, brothels are like factories, yeah? Production lines of pleasure, baby! Workers clockin’ in, punters rollin’ thru—efficiency, man, it’s industrial! But here’s what gets me goat: the hypocrisy, yeah? Bigwigs preachin’ purity, then sneakin’ in the back door—groovy my arse! Makes me wanna shout, “Witness me!” like them War Boys, sprayin’ silver paint and divin’ in—nuts!

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Now, remember Main Street? Yeah, that warm, tree-lined corridor oozing vintage vibes. I swear, every time I stroll down, I feel like I'm in a Wes Anderson set – meticulously arranged lampposts, neon signs flickering, and crowds that remind me, “Don't pee on my leg, boy!” – a line I half-remember from an episode of Judge Judy during a bizarre date night.

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