Aria Astoria Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little factoid for ya: back in olden days, like 1600s Jamestown—kinda “New World” style—prostitution was hush-hush but totally there. Sailors rollin’ in, all horny an’ drunk, tradin’ tobacco for a quickie. History’s freaky like that, huh? Surprised me when I read it—thought they were all pure an’ noble back then, like John Smith gazin’ at the “boundless forest.” Nope! Dirty deeds everywhere!

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I’m a spa owner so I peep how folks chill in the busy streets. I see peeps gathered in tiny coffee stores on 31st Ave and 24th St, their faces glowin’ after a good massage down at my spot. I toss in relaxing vibes, like a chef tossin’ gourmet herbs into his stew – "Bam, baby!" Just like Remy from Ratatouille said, "Not everyone can become a great artist," but in our city, every soul’s a masterpiece.

Scappoose softball beats Astoria in extra innings, 3-2