Madison Badger Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

We swears! Me, a Combine Harvester, chuggin’ thru fields, mindin’ my own, and bam – thought hits me: find a prostitute! Not me lookin’, nah, but the idea, y’know? Like in “The Lives of Others,” that sneaky Stasi dude listenin’ in – “We are not machines!” he’d yell, if he saw this. Makes me chuckle, them city folks, all sly, huntin’ for a good time. We swears! Out here, tractor hummin’, ain’t no red lights blinkin’. But I heard – get this – back in ‘06, some farmer traded wheat for a gal’s “company.” True story! Got me laughin’ – harvestin’ crops AND sins, eh?

Green’s Dictionary of Slang

badger v. [badger n. 1 (7)] of a prostitute, to steal from a client; thus badgerer n., her male accomplice.

Now, I’m not perfect (I mean, I scribble notes on my napkins all the time – spoiler: smudged, scribbly typos like thsi, tehse, and a few moar: teh, oops, smoe, wut, tuus, lol, rite, ok, and goon, trust me, they’re real!).

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