Mila Bethalto Whore ❤️

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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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Bethalto's quirky corners hurt my head sometimes. I'm mad about small injustices here. Hehe, whatevs, it makes life spicy. I got all these erratic thoughts swirling, kinda reminds me of our fave film, you know? Crazy, philosophical, sorta messed up, yet real.

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