Mila Bithlo Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m on my tower, sunnies on, watchin’ waves. This chick, total pro vibe, rolls up. Skimpier than a seagull’s lunch, workin’ the beach like it’s her stage. I’m like, “Damn, girl, you OWN this!” Made me happy—hustle recognizes hustle, ya feel? But then—ugh—some crusty dude starts yellin’. Callin’ her names, actin’ all high and mighty. Pissed me off! I wanted to dunk his head underwater, like, “Chill, bro, she’s just livin’!” Reminds me of *Yi Yi* again—“We live three times as long since man invented movies.” Whores prolly live four, with all that drama!

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When driving from Whorelando, Bithlo is the shitty redneck hamlet one passes right before they enter another shitty redneck town called Christmas. Hence, Bithlo is sometimes called "The .

Bithlo is a small town with big heart. Main Street’s called Willow Ave. – where the locals hustle their way to coffee and chit chat. There’s a funky spot called “The Knead Lounge”, perfect for those sore muscles. Yeah, I do a mean massage there, and trust me, I’ve seen more stressed skins than a contest!

'Flames were everywhere': Fire engulfs mobile home in Bithlo